9.28.05 Sean Preston Federline Photos



September 28, 2005

Sean Preston Federline Photos

A reader writes in...

From: Tracey
Sent: Wednesday, September 28, 2005 2:15 PM
To: Stereogum
Subject: Britney Strike?

Scott, your non-indie snob readers with a sense of humor want their Britney update. Did I miss it?

If you haven't gotten this 500 times already, here are blurry pictures of Brit, K-Fed, and the Unluckiest Baby In Celebrityhood.

I'm not convinced that the person in the end photos are actually Kevin, but if it is, he's got quite the spare tire to work off, and what's with the man bun?

Also, the comments, emoticons, and embedded photos from the fans are just as golden as the Brit photos.

Thanks Tracey, you're right -- we've got our heads so far up Wolf Parade's ass we almost forgot to keep an eye out for these. Good luck with life Sean!

Posted by scott at September 28, 2005 02:20 PM | TrackBack
Brit looks good :D damn kevin! he has to leave :P

Posted by: antt at September 28, 2005 03:03 PM

if that is Kevin, he's also got a woman's hips. or marfan syndrome.

Posted by: Jim at September 28, 2005 03:13 PM

didn't I see pictures elsewhere of BS and her mom carrying landry wrapped in towels to fool the paparazzi? overall, kind of fascinating how little buzz there is over the baby, after all is said and done. that isn't KFed, is it? repulsive!!

Posted by: jjj at September 28, 2005 03:18 PM

laundry, not (Tom) landry.

Posted by: jjj at September 28, 2005 03:19 PM

of all the comments on the linked site, this is my favorite:

"ewww..kevin just wen i thouhgt he cudnt get worse and i thouhgt he is getting better...brit looks ace as always...nice to see she is juts chilling but still the paps are really very able to pics of her house a lot...i do try and do sumthing about that if that was me.....!!!!"

i also liked the girl who flipped out on another girl for saying britney didn't look so good in those pictures.

all this drama is almost worth frequenting a britney forum and starting up my own feud.


Posted by: rohallma at September 28, 2005 03:41 PM
Lets get some CSI enhancement on those shots.

Posted by: jerry yeti at September 28, 2005 03:51 PM

thanks for the brit brit update. i am so totally gonna renew my stereogum subscription now. for reals, yo.

Posted by: c at September 28, 2005 03:52 PM

This kind of post is (half of) what Stereogum's all about.


Posted by: Joe at September 28, 2005 03:59 PM
dinner bells is the best song off the wolf parade cd

Posted by: jar at September 28, 2005 04:04 PM

Sean Preston? Preston? Preston is the grottiest town in all of the UK. It's most famous for having quite a big bus station. That poor kid...

Posted by: hecklerspray at September 28, 2005 04:45 PM

I disagree, Jar.

Dinner Bells is fantastic, but I'll Believe In Anything and It's A Curse are the winners, the former for songwriting and the latter because it is so fucking infectious and fun to dance to.

They didn't play Dinner Bells live :( It was upsetting.

Posted by: loveanddeath at September 28, 2005 05:38 PM
OK, I suck and and I live under a rock, but I'm genuinely confused...is the kid named Sean Preston or Preston Michael?

Or should I just refer to him as Cheeto from now own?

Posted by: holly g. at September 28, 2005 06:07 PM
i seriously thought the person on the right was a woman. spooky. why the heck is he wearing a bun, anyway? is this the new look for men with tires around the gut?

Posted by: jones at September 28, 2005 06:10 PM

Maybe it's just me but Wolf Parade's "I'll Believe in Anything" sounds an awful like the new INXS singer, JD, took over the vocals. The new indie Pretty Vegas...

Posted by: Filippo Tommaso Marinetti at September 28, 2005 06:38 PM

It IS a woman on the right.

There's no grey area here people.

Posted by: Kowalski at September 28, 2005 06:41 PM
I think the person on the right IS a woman. Why would Kevin pull his shirt up just to cover the upper half of his torso? Wouldn't he just take it all the way off, especially being the classless trashy fool that we all know he is?

Posted by: flsdkj at September 28, 2005 06:50 PM

No, seriously, that is K-Fed and he so kindly grew himself a 'sympathy' gut.

Posted by: L at September 28, 2005 08:28 PM

take a look at the last two pictures, you can clearly see the tattoo on his shoulder. bun and belly-baring shirt notwithstanding, he's federline, yo

Posted by: g3ko gur1 at September 29, 2005 01:04 AM

I prefer "I'll Believe in Anything" and "Shine a Light." But they were pretty blah live. Sounded good, but need to work on the performance aspect. Probably a good thing that they get to watch the Arcade Fire everynight.

Posted by: Trey at September 29, 2005 08:33 AM

that definitely is not federline! thats a chick! if it isn't, then thats a shame. but i'd put money on that being a chick. plus- "shine a light" is the best wolf parade song on the album!

Posted by: karl at September 29, 2005 10:29 AM

Ok we have to admit that Brit Brit clean up good.
She is loosing the Baby weight quick, i just hope her scar heal ok.

Posted by: Gabi at September 29, 2005 11:36 AM

Is anybody else hoping Britney keeps her pregnancy boobs? It would be just like old Britney again.

Posted by: Trey at September 29, 2005 11:56 AM

She looks great. Baby is what,a week old. Good job brit!

Posted by: Kara at September 29, 2005 02:22 PM

That is so NOT K-Fed. It's Britney's Mom, Lynn. DUH!!

Posted by: soapboxhero at September 29, 2005 03:42 PM

About time...needed my brit fix...new contest first post of K-feds new disc...I'm checking the torrent sites right now...thanks for the taste Scott

Posted by: Yale Bloor at September 29, 2005 04:10 PM

Yes of course. Britney's mom is knwon for wearing cargo pants halfway down her ass along with boxers. Britney's mom also has a tattoo. Oh, and Britney's mom has a happy trail. Jeez, it's K-Fed; are you people blind?

Posted by: janine at September 29, 2005 04:31 PM

Britney who?

Posted by: Yan at September 29, 2005 05:04 PM


SHE HAD A TUMMY TUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Posted by: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at September 29, 2005 06:06 PM
Are some of Kevin's songs online somewhere? I'm sure they blow HARD.. but my curiousity is killing me!! Where can i hear them?

Posted by: kathye at September 30, 2005 05:31 AM

I disagree with the tummy tuck, she might have had a lipo but tummy tuck is not a surgery that you can have after having your first child.

She is planing to have another kid so a tummy tuck is a real bad move right now...

Posted by: Gabi at September 30, 2005 07:22 AM
britt's baby is soooooooo cute!!!

Posted by: cheyenne at September 30, 2005 04:28 PM

hey, i think u don't have any right to judge britney or kevin.. you don't know know them people... I think you're just jealous that after a long time of hard works everyone of u are still a loser, no career, fame and money... you will never know the totally of the person just by watching crapy news and reading false tabloids....

i think they will be great parents not like everyone of you who waited for any negative comments from gossips... run your life before assuming what will happen to sean preston's life after he grows up!

kevin is the man! Brit chooses him AND NOT YOU! hahaha! pity people who cannot do anything just to destroy britney who's already a pop icon...

sean preston is the luckiest baby in the world...

if you're jealous of his status... kill yourself, false tabloids might invent another story how you're killed... at least before u died, u experienced the 10 minutes fame... POUR GOSSIPY SOULS!

Posted by: cassandra at October 1, 2005 06:38 AM
who said that britney and kevin has no morale? maybe you're talking to yourself OMG! hahaha!


Posted by: cassandra at October 1, 2005 06:41 AM
someone really needs to post the k-fed music links. that'd be bangin.

Posted by: cassie at October 1, 2005 08:37 PM

i think that she should show the baby face

Posted by: tiffany lockhart at October 2, 2005 07:03 PM

Cassandra i think you need to read more!

Most people here are saying nice stuff about Brit Brit, for a change.

And Brit and Kev has no MORAL!

People with moral don't do the things they did and they are going straight to hell for this!

And by the way i have a career lady, maybe i don't make all the money that Britney does but at least i'm not a slut and i'm not going to hell!

Posted by: Kyle at October 3, 2005 07:53 AM
dear britney

Posted by: nida at October 3, 2005 11:40 AM

i live in turkey istanbul. i hate britney but i like kevin so much i think he's so handsome
i hope someday britney gives a concert in istanbul and kevin comes with her.
i think britney is so ugly and fat now.
she should lose weight. if she does'nt lose weight i will never buy her album cds. PLEASE LOSE WEİGHT BRİTNEY....

Posted by: Nida at October 3, 2005 11:51 AM


Posted by: BRIAN at October 4, 2005 10:30 AM

Cassandra is a reartd bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mike at October 4, 2005 10:32 AM

Obviously Britney has the ugliest baby alive or that attention needy hick would have showed off that monkey like there's no tomorrow. How great would it be if her baby is ..dum DUM DUMMM .. BLACK!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha .. legalize weed.

Just kidding I love Brit .. like omg.

Posted by: Kim Radd at October 4, 2005 12:07 PM
Come on~~~~Kevin left his then 8 month pregnaut (and before I read the hate, yeah I know, spelling is not right) g/f for the money train Spears. So she isn't worth a hill of beans in my book. Brit baby, what goes around comes around.....get a hankie ready. Kevin will do the same to you, of course, after he has drained you of most of your money. PLEASE tell us you were smart enough to get a pre-nup.


Posted by: Pouty at October 4, 2005 03:01 PM
Hey You:
What do you care about Britney Spears? How does she affect your life? Forget about her and move on.

Posted by: Hey You at October 4, 2005 03:26 PM

I think that Britney just doesn't want her baby boy to be subjected to the spotlight. She said herself she wanted to be a regular mom, a regular mom doesn't take pictures of her baby and sends them to some sleazy tabloid. I think Kevin is gorgeous and Britney is still as beautiful as ever! And I don't think anyone should be trash talking either of them. I beleive that they'll make it and little Sean Preston will have many little brothers and sisters. I wish her and Kevin and little Sean only the best. Besides, she's gonna show the entire birth and the first few weeks at home with Sean Preston as soon as Chaotic comes back. She's getting 6 million for it. So good luck!

Posted by: Katie at October 4, 2005 08:17 PM

i think that brittany selling her birth videos are really sick. is there anyone who agrees? or am i the only one?
i dont know. maybe its just me.....

Posted by: lisa at October 5, 2005 05:32 PM

wow how did you get those photos

Posted by: megan at October 5, 2005 09:49 PM

I don't think its nobody's right to judge what goes on in there lives. Its a shame when people can't keep there comments to theirselves and try to hurt someones feelings. Sounds to me yall are just plain damn jealous.

Leave em alone and let them be I wish them a lot of happiness with there new baby boy.

Posted by: Lea at October 5, 2005 10:34 PM
I just wanted to say that 1) Britney selling pictures and video and stuff of her kid is awful. I mean who does that to their kid?? Is it just me or is she like total trailer trash?? AND 2) I think anyone who is so obessed with Britney to stalk her to get a pic of her kid is retaded!!!

Posted by: Lola at October 6, 2005 01:14 AM

Well my opion is kevin gained what Brit took off I think as long as shes happy than we should be happy for her as well shes married and has a baby we can pray it all works for her . Some people sure some of you out there have wanted a baby and marriage just because they are famous dont mean they cant behappy ...as far as little sean when the time is right they will show him they are saving the actual birth for their show andI think they have a good meaning behind it to benefit the hurricane people so you know they have a good heart and a good way to show their bundle of joy off . Brit and Kevin congrats can't wait to see your baby boy I can remeber his birthday its 1 day after my daughters Birthday she turned 2 sept 13 th

Posted by: Mom at October 6, 2005 03:08 AM

What the hell lose weight or never buy her cd NEWS FLASH HAVING A BABY YOU DONT STAY SKINNY takes time she has money she willlose it although peoplelike me of course i lost it all as soon as mine were out I was back down to my size that day could fit right in my clothes britney just had a baby you cant judge people on their weight thats sick i mean crap shes gonna help people who have lost everything some even their family like their kids watch the news kids lost parents and cant find em from the hurricane you all come on shes using this money tohelp these families who lost it all and some lost their loved ones give brit a break ..it could have been on of us that lost it all and dont have anything but help depended on please think and have a heart for once we have anough hate right now dont forget why our soilders are in iraq because of hate she dont need to give her money for her baby for kartina hurricane people but she is please good luck everyone dont take this as a bad thing ..

Posted by: Mom at October 6, 2005 03:25 AM

How can you say the Britt's baby is pretty, You cant see him in the pictures...

Posted by: nikky at October 6, 2005 09:34 AM

Brit is a money hungry ho and Kevin is a dirty ass dog. He will get her money and leave her ass as soon as he gets where he wants to be. We all know he is no good, what kind of man cheats on his pregnant girlfriend and leaves her in such a vulnerable state? As far as Brit not wanting to exploit her baby she had know problem going behind Shar's back and exploiting her kids. Kevin is a know good loser and I just feel sorry for all the children involved in the scandal, because money isnt everything and money doesnt erase the scandal behind that little boys birth, or Kevins other two kids seeing how there father treated their mother. Both Kevin and Brittany are selfish and need to grow the hell up.

Posted by: LeLe at October 6, 2005 01:10 PM

Ok, Britney is doing an INTERVIEW with a NON-FALSE TABLOID... Probably PEOPLE, so we will be seeing her BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY'S face soon enough. I think she looks GREAT in this pic.

And seriously, that's K-Fed, and I think he looks GROSS. It can't be Lynne... She doesn't wear cargos half-way down her ass, wife-beaters, or have tattoos on her shoulders... Hello people?! It's K-FED!!!!

Posted by: Fi at October 6, 2005 02:03 PM
what a fuck is that her man?
it doesn't seem like that!
maybe he wants brit's money.
he just got 2 kids, and now what 1 more!!!
his a devil............a fucking devil.
i can't stand him........he's just grose!!he's awful and nasty.he gots 2 girls. oh my godddddd.
brit u have to watch out!!! come one does she like him?! he doesn't even care!!!

Posted by: omi at October 7, 2005 08:54 AM

I thought that britney loves justin!!!
But that fat ass like that one is a ..........
I preffier justin than that asshole like Kfed.
to kfed: watch it man if u mess
with my britney, u have
to come thru me first..
Did u hear asshole!?

Posted by: sky at October 7, 2005 09:06 AM

itīs me again , brit iīm your biggest fan here in uruguay , and you might donīt even know this coutry , here we speak spanish , so my english is not really good , i just wanna tell u that i love u and i hope you be happy , because you desert that , and , i think if u those kevin , he have to be good , so i trust you will be rigth with him , i really love u brit , and i hope one day i go to USA and my dream is meet u and now meet your baby 2 , i hope you kev and your baby be happy ,and i really hope that one day we can talk 4 a while , i know it sonuds crazy but iītīs not i will talk with britney one day iīm sure i will .well girl take care and be happy !because tahtīs the most importante thing in life .i really love u !!! me Luciana !

Posted by: Luciana at October 7, 2005 03:06 PM

i love Britney she is my role model i love her

Posted by: none at October 8, 2005 10:33 AM

britney is the best she looks fine how she is she is the best. her baby is going to be handsome just like how she is so beautiful

Posted by: Bob at October 8, 2005 02:29 PM

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